Valentine’s Day Cards: Tyrants And Politicians Edition

What better way to say you love someone than send them a greeting card with Stalin, Kim Jong-un, or Karl Marx?

Don't embargo my love.

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Quit Stalin and be my valentine.

I've got something to Putin you.

Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky.

It would be Assad day if you weren't my valentine.

I wouldn't deport you.

Joseph Kony doesn't want you to be lonely.

My heart berns for you!

Be mein.

Amin love with you.

I am the virgin queen unless...

You are my Attila the Hun-ey.

Heads will roll if you don't say yes.

You are Kim Jong Un-forgettable.

I'll always be Trudeau to you.

You Barack my world.

Roses are red, so is the state...

Merkel your calendar for a date with me.

You are the most honorable chairman of my heart.

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  1. Anonymous February 3, 2019

    Hey, there’s even one for the gay crowd. How thoughtful.

  2. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    Just one ? Trudeax’nt play that game !

  3. Anonymous February 8, 2019

    Not to nitpick, but that is a statue of Árpád, not Attila. No biggie, still savage enough, only about 600 years younger :)

  4. Anonymous February 12, 2019

    are cards available for sale anywhere?

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