Valentine’s Day Cards: Tyrants And Politicians Edition

What better way to say you love someone than send them a greeting card with Stalin, Kim Jong-un, or Karl Marx?

Don't embargo my love.


Quit Stalin and be my valentine.

I've got something to Putin you.

Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky.

It would be Assad day if you weren't my valentine.

I wouldn't deport you.

Joseph Kony doesn't want you to be lonely.

My heart berns for you!

Be mein.

Amin love with you.

I am the virgin queen unless...

You are my Attila the Hun-ey.

Heads will roll if you don't say yes.

You are Kim Jong Un-forgettable.

I'll always be Trudeau to you.

You Barack my world.

Roses are red, so is the state...

Merkel your calendar for a date with me.

You are the most honorable chairman of my heart.



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  1. Anonymous February 3, 2019

    Hey, there’s even one for the gay crowd. How thoughtful.

  2. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    Just one ? Trudeax’nt play that game !

  3. Anonymous February 8, 2019

    Not to nitpick, but that is a statue of Árpád, not Attila. No biggie, still savage enough, only about 600 years younger :)

  4. Anonymous February 12, 2019

    are cards available for sale anywhere?

  5. He Who Must Not Be Named November 7, 2019

    yes at your local dictator-mart

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