We Regret To Inform You That Lace Men’s Shorts Are Here For The Summer

Sometimes, it seems like the entire purpose of the Internet is for companies to push ludicrous products on an unsuspecting public in the name of “fashion”, and then for sites like ours to make fun of those products. That’s exactly how we got Sandal Socks, Crocs Bags, and Muscle Leggings. Well, here we go again. We’re sorry to tell you that this item of men’s fashion now exists. Where to buy this atrocity? You’ll have to go to Hologram City to do that, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

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Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

Lace shorts for men: yes or no?

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  1. Anonymous June 6, 2019

    real men don’t wear underwear!

  2. mix June 7, 2019

    I love how the fashion industry trolls us big time these days. They just push the boundaries checking how far they can go, meaning: how ridiculous and absurd we let ourselves look. I must admit they are very successful at it.

  3. Anonymous June 7, 2019

    When do they singing YMCA?

  4. Anonymous June 7, 2019

    Had to do a double-take. Some of these guys look like they’re not wearing underwear.

  5. Anonymous June 7, 2019

    I’d get some just for the awesome tan lines…

  6. anon June 8, 2019

    wearing that outfit they look like those people you want to punch

  7. Anonymous June 8, 2019

    Now, if you had a photo of someone wearing lace men’s shorts AND sandal cowboy boots, THAT would be something!

  8. Wolf June 10, 2019

    Nobody is going to talk about how itchy that kind of lace is?

  9. Anonymous June 10, 2019

    It doesn’t look like these aren’t intended to just wear around all day, they look like fetish gear to wear out clubbing, these are party clothes. Women’s party clothes are just as ridiculous, and honestly if I was seeing some of these boys looking like this in a gay bar dancing away, they’d be super cute living their lives and having a great time.

    The judgemental comments are kind of gross, and bordering on homophobic since this is obviously intended for gay men to wear (I recognize one of them as a pretty well-known gay rapper).

  10. Anonymous June 10, 2019

    If these guys don’t pack fudge, no one does

  11. Anonymous June 10, 2019

    Nice. I mean, if you really just want to get beat up a lot, these are definitely the way to go.

  12. Anonymous June 10, 2019

    These came out last year or the year before. One of the guys is a music artist, Cazwell. The clothes were featured in one of his music videos.

  13. Thomas June 24, 2019

    They are wild and I love it. This is a major step in the right direction for equal clothing for her or him. I agree that these outfits is perfect for clubbing and private parties or for the beach and that is howfar I would take it, society in general does not accept ladies style clothing for men and do they ridicule the change and call me queer. As you can see from several replies violence was mentioned. I like to buy a pair if it is just for around the house and gore Pride Week. Instead of white panties I would used the same color panties so the contrast is not so visible. But I like them very nice.

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