Realistic New Year’s Resolutions For 2019

Finally! Resolutions that you can actually achieve! No more unrealistic goals like going to the gym 3 times a week or give up smoking!

Realistic New Year's resolution.


Don't spend too much time wearing pants.

Maybe gain 5 lbs.

Just give up!

Just eat it all!

Something, something saving money.

Just focus on butts!

This year I will live up to my full potenti...

Don't waste time learning.

Spend more time watching Netflix.

Forget a foreign language.

Read more takeout menus.

See the world...

Maybe... Only if you feel like it.

Just kidding.

Spend more on videogames!

Press on to greater mistakes!

Just get out there and start eating cheese!



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  1. Anonymous December 29, 2018

    This should be made into a calendar !!!

  2. Anonymous December 30, 2018

    This could be my bible.

  3. ThaDood January 6, 2019

    In 1982, my new year’s resolution was to never make any more new year’s resolutions again. Thus far, I’ve kept that one.

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