15 Dumbest Kanye West Quotes

We already had a look at the deep and brilliant mind of Jean-Claude Van Damme, now it’s time to listen to Kanye’s wisdom.

"I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

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"I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."

"Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory. Shit is real."

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."

"For me to say I wasn't a genius I'd just be lying to you and to myself."

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

"I have to dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass me."

"I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice."

"We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it."

"By 50% I am more influential than Stanley Kubrick, Apostle Paul, Picasso… f***ing Picasso and Escobar. By 50% more influential than any other human being."

"I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it."

"You may be talented but you're not Kanye West."

"I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken."

"I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

"I don't like walking around with people thinking I'm doing uncool shit, because there's nothing I'm doing that's uncool."

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  1. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    I couldn’t even recall the lyrics of one of this ***** tracks if you paid me to. That’s how influential he is.

  2. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    Hahaha! Touche! He’s a self obsessed pr!ck

  3. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    That’s so uncool…

  4. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    A urinal is a vessel. Just sayin’.

  5. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    Does he and his wife have kids? If so, they probably have created negative IQ.

  6. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    uh… ok.

  7. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    He should run for President. Recent history has proven that self-aggrandizement, self-adulation, self-absorption and Narcissistic Personality Disorder are not detrimental to getting elected.

  8. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    Kim must be pretty stupid to stand the likes of him

  9. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    Who?

  10. anon April 19, 2019

    try not to be haters, people.. dont become bitter.

  11. God April 19, 2019

    All the haters are just bitter because they are not Kanye.

  12. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    I just found out his name is pronounced “KAHN-yay”, not “Kenny” like I’ve been thinking all this time….

  13. Anonymous April 20, 2019

    Erm, who is this gentleman?

  14. Anonymous April 20, 2019

    WHO THE —– IS HE? AND WHAT IS IT THAT HE ACTUALLY DOES?

  15. Kim K April 20, 2019

    Wake up, Mr West, Mr West, Mr West, coz now you makin’ me depressed.

  16. Hugh Joergen April 20, 2019

    Kenny! That’s hilarious. I’m going to start calling him Kenny whenever I have a conversation about him.
    Unfortunately, I’ll probably never have a conversation about him because I don’t really give a crap.
    Kenny West!
    Kenny Ray West!
    Kenny Dwayne West!

  17. Anonymous April 21, 2019

    Now I want to meet him so I can say ‘sup Kenny [fistbump].

  18. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    He is certified mentally challenged. He did after all marry Kim Kardashian.

  19. Joey Buttafucco April 23, 2019

    Epic douchebag

  20. Huge Yakman April 24, 2019

    Damnit. His son is a compass and his wife a pr0n star. Kid should take a seat.

  21. Anonymous May 5, 2019

    That’s just a gay fish

  22. Anonymous May 17, 2019

    TRUE STORY
    Kanye talks about “keeping it real”
    He has a Fashion line and he charges 150 dollars for a T-Shirt
    IS that “keeping it real”???

  23. Anonymous August 23, 2019

    What a self obsessed *******.. Personally never listened to any of his cRAP and never will.. This stupid PRICK actually thinks he is making a difference. He is just a rude loud mouthed want to be that has no place in the entertainment industry..

  24. Just saying... August 31, 2019

    He is in fact influential. But then again we’re living in an age where anyone with an Instagram account is an influencer, so…. big whoop.

  25. Anonymous September 10, 2019

    He’s a 💩. He eats his boogers while shoving gummies up his ears because he don’t know how to eat

  26. Anonymous September 10, 2019

    Wait… So he also shoves boogers up his nose?? Wtf 🤣🤣

  27. Anonymous September 10, 2019

    Oops I mean ears Lol

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