Worst Christmas Album Covers of All Time

Looking at these Christmas music album masterpieces only one question pops into mind: “What the hell were they thinking?!” Scroll down to see the ugliest, creepiest and weirdest Christmas album cover art ever.

Insane Christmas album cover.

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Christmas with Kico.

Howdy Doody's Christmas party.

Happy holi-dee with Lenny Dee.

Merry Christmas ('specially for you).

Tiny Tim's Christmas album.

Awkward vintage Christmas album cover.

Dickory Doc with all of his friends.

Christmas with Marcy.

Hilariously bad Christmas album cover.

Christmas clown from hell.

Creepyiest Christmas album cover ever.

Wham! Last Christmas.

Creepy Christmas album for kids.

Zero effort Christmas album cover.

Raffi's Christmas album.

Sing with Marcy.

White Christmas.

Is this the dumbest Christmas album cover or what?

Christmas album from hell.

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  1. .Sasha December 14, 2018

    “White Stars” cover looks like Grateful Dead’s “Go To Heaven” in very deep and pure acid… sulphuric, of course

  2. Anonymous December 14, 2018

    NRBQ ??!!!??? Blasphemy !!!!

  3. OldFolkie December 14, 2018

    Tiny Tim’s album is one of the top ten greatest Christmas albums made! Give it a listen.

  4. Anonymous December 14, 2018

    If by ‘Worst’ you mean ‘Best!’

  5. Anonymous December 14, 2018

    I would guess Dickory Doc’s friend, Professor Schnitzel, is doing time for lewd behavior.

  6. Anonnnnnurwnw9s December 14, 2018

    You are the monsters! None of these are bad!

  7. pjcamp December 15, 2018

    Roofi?! Roofi is what makes babies stupid.

  8. Anonymous December 15, 2018

    I’m pretty sure the guy under the clown makeup on the Howdy Doody album is Bob Keeshan, who later played Captain Kangaroo.
    Also, NRBQ may have had crappy cover art, but they have always been a great band.

  9. Kathy December 15, 2018

    I agree with the above comment– ilike the Howdy Doody record and wish I owned the NRBQ. “The First Christmas Record for Children” is very creepy, though.

  10. Anonymous December 18, 2018

    You want to see the most frightening album cover ever? I’m not sure if it’s Christmas-relevant, but it’s religious. Google “Jesus Use Me” by the Faith Tones, and click on the image search. You couldn’t get through the hair shellac with a nail gun.

  11. Anonymous December 23, 2018

    The 7th one is not a Christmas album, though…

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