Bitter Truths From a Potato

Bitter truths are in abundance and the Truth Potato is on a mission to throw most of them onto our faces. What’s more amusing than a cute potato breaking your shield of denial and giving you few words of wisdom?

Harsh truth from a potato.

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Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

Harsh truth from a potato.

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  1. Bait Masterson February 24, 2020

    This sucks

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  2. Anonymous February 24, 2020

    not great for my depression!

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  3. Lurking Coward February 24, 2020

    Remember: The universe is so big and old it has no idea you even exist and will not notice when you are gone. There’s actual freedom to be found in that fact.

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  4. Crouching Hero February 24, 2020

    Sigh

  5. Anonymous February 24, 2020

    None of these things are actually that depressing :) It’s OK to be imperfect, it’s OK to have only a few devoted ppl – you dont really have bandwidth for many others! Etc. All you really need is self love, which makes many of these things not terribly impactful, or kinda funny really. Hugs to anyone who is feeling low. Remember that people might be caught up in their own issues/vortex, but they will appreciate your human energy for no reason at all aside from the fact that we humans are social animals who appreciate the company of other humans. Just your distilled self is enough to make me happy, bc I feed off human vibes..

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  6. Anonymous February 24, 2020

    Word

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  7. Sad-But-Polite Guy says: February 24, 2020

    These were funny. I’m sorry I’m not laughing, I’m just having a bad day. :(

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  8. Anonymous February 25, 2020

    I have to cough up a few platitudes to counterbalance harsh reality…..Remember, being rich is relative; your lifestyle is enviable to many… Eat the cake, buy the shoes, spritz on the good perfume every day…. Don’t let the orange terd in the white house get you down, the wheel will turn eventually…. And remember, go for happiness, and stop stressing, no one gets out of here alive.

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  9. Anonymous February 25, 2020

    I love it. I agree with the other Anonymous 2 posts up

  10. Anonymous February 25, 2020

    This all is not depressing it is in fact the truth. And if you apply it to your life and get on with your life … it is up lifting and freeing for anyone. That’s life so to speak. ❤️❤️

  11. Anonymous February 25, 2020

    People have rights,screw the “World doesnt owe you”.

  12. Anonymous February 26, 2020

    Concur!

  13. Just saying. February 26, 2020

    “Your flaws don’t make you beautiful. They make you flawed.” YES. But. Flaws are facts (I am not the smartest/best-looking/richest person out there, I am not at my ideal weight, I have unresolved trauma from my past which weighs on me now), and beauty is an opinion. The lesson here is that feelings are not facts. I can feel any way I want to about my flaws – love them, hate them, whatever. The beauty comes in when I see my worth (and the worth of others) DESPITE the flaws.

  14. Anonymous February 26, 2020

    truths and facts.. don’t be such a snowflake.

  15. Tessa007 February 27, 2020

    But still, every day you wake up, open your eyes, breath, hear and walk, is a new chance to be the best version of yourself!!! Jump out of bed, smile, take care of yourself, dress nice, smell good, smile to everyone you see, say hello, good morning!! Feel blessed and thank God for all you are and all you can do with it…

  16. Anonymous February 29, 2020

    Tomorrow is a new day. New things can happen. Live for that.

  17. Stratocruiser March 1, 2020

    I’m okay with potatoes having eyes, but I’d worry about having one with arms.

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