While we all eagerly await Halloween and all the joys it will soon bring, these people on Etsy have started to make and sell undead Halloween garden gnomes. These abominations will have your plants soil themselves and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover. Your neighbors will definitely love it and the real estate value in your neighborhood will soar.
If you feel like you need a Halloween garden gnome to protect your lawn, check out this Etsy store, however we must warn you that these abominations are not cheap.
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I’d love to have these, but my neighborhood already thinks I’m weird – and not in a “oh, you so quirky” way.