There Are Now Merit Badges For Adults, Because Adulting Is Hard

Being a grown-up is hard. Someone clearly agrees with us, because there’s a company that makes merit badges for adults. They’re essentially completion badges for pretty normal everyday tasks, but they help you feel a little bit more accomplished. Some of the merit badges for adults include putting on pants, eating a vegetable, watching just 1 Netflix episode, avoiding confrontation, and more.

Put pants on.


Ate a vegetable.

Only had one glass of wine.


Went outside today.

Called my mom.

Watered the plant.

Paid bills on time.

Updated the software.

Took my vitamins.

Made coffee.

Only watched 1 episode on Netflix.

Did it myself.

Responded to emails.

Avoided confrontation.

Saved some money.

On time for work.

Went to the gym.

Drank some water.

I tried my best.

Minded my own business.



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  1. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Not useless :-)
    You got to deserve it, i think

  2. Grownup February 2, 2020

    I wouldn’t be able to achieve these.

  3. never grow up - its a trap February 2, 2020

    where can i get those??? I WANT THEM ALL!

  4. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Closed Draws

  5. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    “Took my vitamins”… Thats for kids. Or muricans…

  6. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Amazon -look for Winks for Days

  7. Anonymous February 3, 2020

    How about this one; “Vaxxed my kids”
    Should be mandatory….

  8. Anne Armstrong February 3, 2020

    Updated my software.

  9. Koizoh Rível February 3, 2020

    How ’bout: “Greeted my my co-worker”; “Made a decision and lived with it”; “Took a commitment”; “Acted like having my shit together”.

  10. Anonymous February 4, 2020

    Made my bed

  11. Anonymous February 4, 2020

    These are so funny and needed. How do you buy them?

  12. Robin February 4, 2020

    Thg these are great! How do I get them?

  13. AnnaBanana February 4, 2020

    Click on the links above in the first paragraph to purchase from #WinksForDays off Amazon

  14. William Teach February 6, 2020

    Does putting on sweat pants on a day off count for wearing pants?

  15. pjcamp February 8, 2020

    I need one for zipping my pants.

  16. LSuz February 8, 2020

    😱🎉 click one of the links in the opening paragraph and it takes you to the Amazon page! GOT.TO.HAVE.THEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!
    Oh also as a Fitness & Nutrition Coach these are awesome too! 😆

  17. Anonymous February 8, 2020

    Where can we get them?

  18. Keith Warren February 9, 2020

    Didn’t stab anyone.

  19. Anonymous February 9, 2020

    A badge for practicing safe sex or didn’t drive after drinking.

  20. Anonymous February 10, 2020

    Need one for “Made a backup”

  21. Mateo May 16, 2020

    Hi, I’m ready to buy a set of these right now. Anybody manufacturing them?

  22. JoeBlow May 16, 2020

    truly Sad and Useless

    “I wore a mask”

    Someone needs to make these

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