There Are Now Merit Badges For Adults, Because Adulting Is Hard

Being a grown-up is hard. Someone clearly agrees with us, because there’s a company that makes merit badges for adults. They’re essentially completion badges for pretty normal everyday tasks, but they help you feel a little bit more accomplished. Some of the merit badges for adults include putting on pants, eating a vegetable, watching just 1 Netflix episode, avoiding confrontation, and more.

Put pants on.

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Ate a vegetable.

Only had one glass of wine.

Flossed.

Went outside today.

Called my mom.

Watered the plant.

Paid bills on time.

Updated the software.

Took my vitamins.

Made coffee.

Only watched 1 episode on Netflix.

Did it myself.

Responded to emails.

Avoided confrontation.

Saved some money.

On time for work.

Went to the gym.

Drank some water.

I tried my best.

Minded my own business.

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  1. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Not useless :-)
    You got to deserve it, i think

  2. Grownup February 2, 2020

    I wouldn’t be able to achieve these.

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  3. never grow up - its a trap February 2, 2020

    where can i get those??? I WANT THEM ALL!

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  4. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Closed Draws

  5. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    “Took my vitamins”… Thats for kids. Or muricans…

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  6. Anonymous February 2, 2020

    Amazon -look for Winks for Days

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  7. Anonymous February 3, 2020

    How about this one; “Vaxxed my kids”
    Should be mandatory….

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  8. Anne Armstrong February 3, 2020

    Updated my software.

  9. Koizoh Rível February 3, 2020

    How ’bout: “Greeted my my co-worker”; “Made a decision and lived with it”; “Took a commitment”; “Acted like having my shit together”.

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  10. Anonymous February 4, 2020

    Made my bed

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  11. Anonymous February 4, 2020

    These are so funny and needed. How do you buy them?

  12. Robin February 4, 2020

    Thg these are great! How do I get them?

  13. AnnaBanana February 4, 2020

    Click on the links above in the first paragraph to purchase from #WinksForDays off Amazon

  14. William Teach February 6, 2020

    Does putting on sweat pants on a day off count for wearing pants?

  15. pjcamp February 8, 2020

    I need one for zipping my pants.

  16. LSuz February 8, 2020

    😱🎉 click one of the links in the opening paragraph and it takes you to the Amazon page! GOT.TO.HAVE.THEEEEEESSSSSEEEE!
    Oh also as a Fitness & Nutrition Coach these are awesome too! 😆

  17. Anonymous February 8, 2020

    Where can we get them?

  18. Keith Warren February 9, 2020

    Didn’t stab anyone.

  19. Anonymous February 9, 2020

    A badge for practicing safe sex or didn’t drive after drinking.

  20. Anonymous February 10, 2020

    Need one for “Made a backup”

  21. Mateo May 16, 2020

    Hi, I’m ready to buy a set of these right now. Anybody manufacturing them?

  22. JoeBlow May 16, 2020

    truly Sad and Useless

    “I wore a mask”

    Someone needs to make these

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