10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong

Did you know that gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall? Scroll down to see all ten mind-blowing facts why gay marriage is wrong!

Being gay is not natural. Humans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

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Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all. Women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour and Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage would be destroyed.

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more people.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why you have only one religion in your country.

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. We could never adapt to new things. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, internet, or longer life spans.

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  1. Anonymous March 5, 2019

    Obviously we should outlaw gay marriage in this country just like we’ve outlawed all the other things that the bible says are bad like adultery, greed, divorce, gluttony and sloth.

  2. dave March 5, 2019

    don’t forget vaccinations..

  3. Anonymous March 5, 2019

    Do NOT outlaw gluttony!

  4. Anonymous March 5, 2019

    u guys are so rude if people are not straight it doesn’t make them a bad person and they should not have to feel bad for have feelings and no im not a frekin liberal and no im not gay im just a nice person

  5. Leave name blank March 6, 2019

    Ban the straights. If they didn’t have gay children there wouldnt be gay marriage!

  6. Anonymous March 6, 2019

    People can like whoever they want and we don’t need people to tell us that there is no place in the world for gay people. And actually, that one about the world needing more people is wrong. The world is becoming overpopulated and just because the parents are straight doesn’t mean the kids are.

  7. Anonymous March 7, 2019

    Because a gay person can convert a straight person… like magic!

  8. Anonymous March 7, 2019

    Omg, Anonymous on March 5th & 6th, do you not get that this is showing how ridiculous the arguments against gay marriage are?

  9. rue March 10, 2019

    wOW
    THIS IS SUCH AN INTELLIGENT ARTICLE
    WE MUST BAN THE GAYS!!!!11!11!!

    this is sarcasm, if ya couldn’t tell :p

  10. Daia March 11, 2019

    Anonymous r/whoosh :D Sarcasm. Joke. This site even says its HUMOR SITE with BIG LETTERS. Never stops facinating me how there are always people who swallow these sarcastic humor articles whole and come raging in the comments. :D

  11. Adolf Hintner March 12, 2019

    Gays are always SJWs! Don’t forget that!

  12. Anonymous March 13, 2019

    Transgenderism, increased sexual activity amongst teens, higher std rates, forced to perform acts against ones conscience….nope, no impact at all to our culture with the rise of deviancy.

    Must be great to go through life with your eyes closed.

  13. Anonymous March 13, 2019

    anonymous on march 7 u hella annoying

  14. Straight pride month March 13, 2019

    They are hella annoying, they always rub it in your face like it’s good, I’m happy I’m going to heaven

  15. Anonymous March 14, 2019

    lol

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