The Funniest Tweets About Daily Struggles of a Modern Woman

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant tweets. Especially when pointing out the struggles every modern women faces daily.

When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”

It's weird how women (myself included) are obsessed with true crime shows, considering we're typically the victims. That's like if chickens loved watching Top Chef.

As a kid, I never understood why my mom would just go lie down in her room in the dark. She wouldn't sleep, she'd just be laying there in her bed in silence. I get it now.

my taste in men

eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye it's always an eyelash eyeronic

*watching husband sleep*

me when I put furniture together by myself

My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard.

I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.

the vagina is the original 3D printer

Being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should

am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

I hate when people tell plus size girls they can't “pull something off” like honey I'm trying to buy white jeans not steal the Declaration of Independence

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth

I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don't know whose side I'm on.

Women make better Ghostbusters than men because we are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in.

My personal style is best described as "didn't expect to get out of the car."

People who finish their entire stick of lip balm without losing it first should be the only ones allowed to have kids.

A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.

10 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Daily Struggles of a Modern Woman”

  1. Luckily we have just 2 genders, so I have to read just 2 variants of this idiocy, male and female… wait, now we’re living in a gender fluid society, so I may end up reading some stupid tweet of a transexual woman proud to have correctly loaded the dishwasher… Infinite idiocy!!!

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  2. mp: I just wrote to your wife and asked her to untie you so you won’t be FORCED to read this anymore. You’re welcome.

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  3. I find that my definition of ‘funniest’ is much different than that of the editor who compiled this article.

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  4. @anonymous. That’s nice. But seriously? So what? Be a nice person and that’s how I’ll treat you. Bang on constantly about your sexuality and you’re a ghost, my friend. I have no time for people who are so busy with mundane life details that they can’t go out and accomplish something memorable. I don’t care if that’s being a research scientist or the person at the checkout. Nailing your job day in and day out is an accomplishment. If all you are is your sexual identity, then what good are you to anyone else?

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  5. “Anonymous March 18, 2022
    I’m transgender:

    no you’re not, you’re either male or female, what you really are is mentally delusional

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  6. Hey everyone! Less “sexual identity” and more sex please! The world will be a happier place.

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