Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.
If you enjoyed this collection, you will also like Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but honestly… they’ve got nothing compared to the great leader himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.
Trump is not the problem. It’s the people that still support him!!!
Love my president, good luck to all in the election
Total incompetent idiot who has divided our Country to the core and has made us loose at least 100 years of progress towards tolerance and humanity. All gone. Make America Hate Again! #gethimout
He isn’t even a simple minded micro manager. Lock him up.
The man is a walking talking clusterf***! I find it very hard to look at his supporters & not think that these morons are as dumb as those who supported Hitler! The American Nazi Party (used to called Republican) is ruining America one day at a time. He has no prefrontal cortex judging by his idiotic psychopathy. A total whack-job like most of his racist supporters.
He sucks
After reading some pieces of Bolton stories it could be concluded. He is a criminal and belongs in another place but the white house.
Should be nominated for best comedy act of the decade
A RAMBLING,USELESS IDIOT,WHO DOES NOT KNOW THAT HE IS AN IDIIOT
lunatc asylm is the right place,but he needs something harder
Trump is the best president since Kennedy. Seems for some people these quotes are too high to understand. What the profane does not understand, he mocks.
Neverred
John are you being sarcastic? trump=Kennedy comment makes me think so, but then “What the profane (strongly impolite, rude, or offensive) does not understand, he mocks”, makes me think you aren’t or else you would realize that the profane is trump’s words. But that is okay I guess because in 4 short years he has turned America from a world class country into a “shithole”.
Anonymous
He would have to improve substantially just to become totally worthless.
121979 deaths, trump is a murderer.
Makes you wonder about nature or nurture… could it really be genetic? Or did the doctor step on baby Donald after the nurse dropped the slippery little sucker on the floor? Whatever happened to his brain, it must’ve been brutal.
The people who still support Rump must be very racist obviously.
Like a 9-year old in a school yard, calling people names. I’ve got one for him “Don the Con”.
Perhaps too kind.
I’m a conservative republican but I don’t think Trump is fit to lead this country. Having said that, I look at some of these comments obviously made by liberals (socialists) & it begs the question, how are they stupid enough to embrace the liberal policies of the Democrats? Duh, my morals are too high to be a liberal.
@ Jim Farris. Your morals are too spupid to think. And liberal does not mean Communist or socialist. Your brain is just too small. Your country is just, and nothing more, than a rich third world country. And tRump is the joke of the year.
Conservatives – they con you serve
Trump says to not where masks!!!
Evict Rump And first Ramp
We are so happy, he is gonna loose.
Policy by prime-time
Trump will be defined in history as just another fascist moron who caused more damage than good and the cost to humanity will be forgotten in time, just as the crimes of past political criminals have faded in time, when will we ever learn? WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN?
Trump is a racist, sexist idiot. He’s acting like COVID-19 isn’t killing people, but IT IS. He thinks climate change isn’t real. Next he’s gonna say the Earth is flat. He’s a greedy money obsessed moron. He doesn’t realize that we need to end climate change, and control corona or else there’s no point in money cause we’re all be dead.
My personal favorite is Trump thinking an F-35 Being invisible on radar actually meant it was invisible if you were standing next to it. Him going on an on about how you can’t fight something invisible while the people behind him we’re doing their best from laughing at how dumb he sounded. Must be that bigly brain on adderral
O, my God……..we live in a Shithole country, made by Trump!
I am glad his star on the walk of fame was destroyed. he can use all those millions he is so proud of to fix it! better yet why doesn’t he use all that money to help the american people, oh wait he thought being our president would be easier than running his company!
One year from now ,we will have a black female president. The vice president of Joe. I will be glad.
It will be good for America. Trump in jail, in one cell together with Roger Stone. LoL.
Soooo much better than Hillary
Soooo much better than trump
I am the best
Period
Not the dumbest things he’s ever said, but his desire to boink his daughter is possibly the most repulsive thing any political leader has ever voiced aloud.
And 34% of the country still loves him. Where do these people come from??? Do they live under a rock?
Thousands of mental health experts have come together to tell us that this Orange Idiot is so mentally sick that he’s dangerous to this country and to the world. But then, why listen to experts; Trump assures us that only he knows anything important. Another symptom of his mental illness. WAKE UP PEOPLE! And I’m talking to my kids and my family. I love you all, but I CANNOT RESPECT OR LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID VIEWS ANYMORE. Life is too short.
Incredible that your country put this disgusting, pathetic, incompetent narcissist in charge.
And his “leadership” has resulted in >130,000 dead US citizens so far.
Amazing.
I hope he will be elected again, to destroy your country. Our country will be the winner.
Some people have said Americans got the president they deserved. Well, maybe some of you did. But I really feel sympathy for those who can see what an ignorant idiot he is. The rest of the World watches the Donald Trump show in disbelief!
This man is in control of our country. Let that sink in
He is… I don’t even know. Well, actually I do. He’s very bad at it.
Special team…….? Within a couple of days he will order to shoot to kill.
Stop the idiot……..! LOCK HIM UP.
I love Trump!
And I love Melania.
TRUMP vs. TRUMP
“I alone can fix it!”
“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured… ok?”
“Mexico will pay for the wall”
“the wheel is older than the wall” (words of wisdom).
“the wall will be paid in a complicated way”
“Mr. Trump STOP, I am winning too much!”
“I know more about everything, than anybody”
“nobody can do it like me”
“nobody knows the game better than me”
“always viewed [the outbreak] as very serious.”
“I’ve felt it was a pandemic before it was called a pandemic”
“and soon they will be close to 0”
“If we have between 100 to 200,000 deaths and we all together have done a very good job”
“anybody that needs a test can get one”
“We don’t want everybody taking this test,” Trump said. “It’s totally unnecessary. And this will pass.”
“When it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.”
“Is there a way we can do something like that, by injection, inside, almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs. It does a tremendous number on the lungs!” (disinfectant theraphy?)
“I’ll be right eventually!”
“I’m like a really smart person”
“hurricanes are tremendously wet”
“I am a very stable genius”
“Any guy that can body slam a reporter, is my kind of guy”
“I have Total Authority over the United States”
“I think it’s great, maybe we’ll give that a shot someday” (referring to a president for life)
“if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”
“I would bring back waterboarding, and a heck of a lot worse”
(You call women Dogs, pigs, slobs, and disgusting animals) “Only Rosie O’Donnell”
“Believe me she would not be my first choice!, that I can tell you”
“I watched this idiot on TV, Lindsey Graham”
“Russia if you are listening”
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
“I will absolutely apologize sometime, hopefully in the distant future if I’m ever wrong!”
The CON is UP!
On November 3 VOTE BLUE
can anyone really be this stupid the J actually stands for jester
Donald J. Trump?
I can’t wait for everything to come out from Maxwell? I’m sure she will have a lot to say about Rump! Then he will give another 15 lies and BS that the Democrats set it all up just to hurt poor little Donny! Rump can make the stupid list every day!
he is an expert at running things into the ground….look out america.
Donald Trump is nothing but a joke and is destined to go down in history as America’s worst president ever!!!!