Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.
If you enjoyed this collection, you will also like Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but honestly… they’ve got nothing compared to the great leader himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.
That’s Mister President Donald Trump.
Hahahahahaaaaa!!
What have we done, putting this man-baby in a place of power
A guy who has never done an honest day’s work in his life thinks he knows how the world works. I bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom.
Disgusting!!!!
Everything in this creature is simply disgusting. But that is OK. The 21st century is home and sanctuary of underachievers. They are everywhere, supported, elected and defended by those just like them. If I may adapt a line from “Amadeus”: All hail the mediocre – for they found their patron saint.
He’s a poor excuse for a human being – actually he doesn’t seem human to me at all.!
He was a rich kid whose family could buy him an education and keep him from serving in the armed forces… He was brought up with a sense of entitlement and thinks he’s above the law..
Greatest US president since Nixon
The only thing long about him is his Pinocchio 🤥 nose! Lying bastard
Every item above is smarter than anything that drooled Obama’s trap.
The quote about the Mueller investigation is correct.
*Says someone who doesn’t know what’s actually in the Mueller report.
Old classics by Trump and Zap Brannigan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=406KqNDgKuI
Oh look at the TARDS!
Trump
Acceptance
Resistance
Disorder
Could somebody teach him to put fake tan on properly?
Elect a clown
Expect a circus.
Some are quite brilliant! Why is everyone knocking him?
Oh no, the Mexicans are bringing criminals, but even worse… GOOD PEOPLE!! That would mess up EVERYTHING!!! We’ve worked so hard to ignore the GOOD PEOPLE! :P
Trump is a walking talking embarrassment and a blight on what it means to be an American president.
Smart enough to become a millionaire, reduce unemployment to record lows, bring back American jobs, reopen factories and push for things to be made and bought in America, donate his presidential salary, put American citizens first by trying to give us jobs and protect us from the economic burden of mass illegal migration and unchecked migration of those from risky, terrorist-ridden countries. Yeah, he really sucks…
Pride, greed, lust, gluttony, wrath, envy, sloth: the Evangelicals are in love with a man who seems to be able to put many many check marks after each of the seven deadly sins.
“Pride, greed, lust, gluttony…”
Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
There is no one who is perfect, and I have not been alive long enough to see a perfect person become president of the USA. You must look at the individual as a whole and weigh all their pros and cons to get the bigger picture, not pick away at every single mistake or flaw you see just because you don’t like them. You must judge for yourself the character of a person through the facts you know, and not judge a person through the biased opinions of others busily filling your mind with how they want you to perceive an individual.
Vile vile vile. Ugh.
He talks and acts just like the movie style ‘mob bosses’ – he’s simply a cynical political opportunist and a narcissistic, egocentric sociopath. Lies and blatant contradictions in excess of 10000 now..
He thinks Mars is near our moon. “Why are we going to the moon and not Mars”. Maybe because it is almost 240 million miles away. Do the math. “Oh I forgot” it’s Trump’s brain doing the math.
Another: “It’s freezing in New England this winter. “So much for Global Warming!!”
And after visiting the aftermath of Puerto RIco’s devastating Hurricane “You know
Puerto Rico is an island and a long ways away!” (I guess he thought all Puerto Rican’s lived in New York City.)
Latest:
“American cruise ships must stop going to Cuba!” 3 weeks later, how ironic that 3 Russian war ships then arrived at the Port of Havana and one is a new State-of-the Art “Cruise Missile Killing Machine” capable of destroying most of the major metropolitan areas in Florida which is now America’s 2nd most populated state.
Trump on our Anatomy:” Our kidneys are an important part of our heart”!
And on Epstein: “Epstein is a great guy, he loves beautiful women like I do, Just a little younger” (Yes like Junior High School age)
And on Judge Acosta “Why are they bringing up a ruling from 12 years ago?” ANSWER: Maybe because the girls now are now just in their 20’s!
“God Help Us All!”
Now we know why several of his professors said he was the dumbest student that they had ever had during their teaching careers. And he is the “Free Worlds Leader”!!!
I’ve been in the same room with him and his Paid Escort (at that time) Sickening!
He’s gone bankrupt (3) times, been proven that Trump University is a sham, has run countless businesses into the ground, screwed people that did work for him hundreds (if not thousands of times), paid off prostitutes, cheated on his last (2) wives (and probably his current one), wants to outlaw chain migration (except that’s how Melania got her parents here), is still riding Obama’s economic coattails, but taking credit for it, makes bedfellows out of world dictators, throws a self-aggrandizing, military style July 4th celebration for himself that costs us millions, promised to his base that unlike Obama, he wouldn’t have time for golf (but has golfed more times in 2 years than Obama did in 8 years at our expense at his own resort), is a joke to the rest of the world and the overall economy is not doing nearly as well he claims… so yes… he sucks…
Hugh Joergen April 22, 2019
“A guy who has never done an honest day’s work in his life thinks he knows how the world works. I bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom.”
I’d be willing to bet that he’s touched a few of those babies bottoms, too… -_- ugly puddle of orange vomit.
Breastfeeding moms are disgusting? I am wondering if that is his problem, he wasn’t nursed as a baby. Sad thing is, I think he is getting re-elected. At this point, funny posts about him is the only thing keeping my sanity!
He looks forward (very much) to showing his financials, except he is suing to prevent that. Why?
If “they are huge” [his horrible grammar] then why hide ‘them’? Anybody who can’t figure that out is dumber than Trump.
It’s the same reason he threatened to sue any school that released his grades.
Answer: his grades and his finances are embarrassing. Probably terrible, like his finances from 1986-1995, when he lost over a billion dollars.
Oh,
And don’t forget George Washington’s Army “seized the airports”. That proves Trump is stupid and utterly ignorant.
This is missing Airports in 1775, Windmills give you ear cancer, and why can’t we Nuke Hurricane’s
Approval rating?!! ZERO!! THE US went from being a world leader to the material for all late night jokes GLOBALLY! POS
Canada here with a small confession. We’ve been listening to your family reunion party next door for a couple years now. Some of you (especially the family patriarch) have become highly annoying, foolishly bellicose and drunkenly sloppy. Others, we can hear if we listen closely, are trying ( VERY weakly) to bring it under control. Your entire family should be ashamed of itself. TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE WE CALL THE COPS!!! The whole street was laughing at y’all at first but now the whole neighborhood is pissed off. Enjoy your hangovers as you creep quietly away in the morning.
I’m a democratic society you get the leaders you deserve. It’s that simple. The scary thing is had Rubio or Cruz won the presidency we’d be worse off than we are. When I say ‘we’d’ of course I mean 93% of Americans. The group that works everyday to divide up 3% of United States money. I know…but they’re job creators. Raise your hand if you think $20 per hour is a living wage. We’ve been duped and we will just have to pay for it. Life’s hard when you make bad, selfish decisions.
Right there! Donald Trump becoming president is the #1 proof that the average american is stupid as shit.
The 6th one from the top is misspelled. Typical Lib Dem! LOL!
wth that is hilarious
lmfao
What’s more abhorant than Idiot 45 are the idiots who posted here praising him and worse yet, belittling Obama who was an intelligent, articulate, thoughtful, respectable, RESPECTING, honest, and dignified man, not like the pile of Kaka in the White House now. Anyone who loves the man is either a fool or an inbred idiot.
My favorite “IDIOT speak” by Effface Von Clownschtick is this one:
“It’s documented scientifically; not just words.”
While these are certainly dumb, he continues to deliver more stoooopid quotes!
Obama sucked,your high on crack if you think otherwise,Trump is a godsend compared to him,Obamacare was a sham,almost no one has it NOR wants it,and what about the stimulus budget package plan..what only produced a little more than ten percent of the jobs he promised it would create??face it..he was just a feel good president and nothing more..it takes more than nice words to fix problems and run a government.
Hmm….how did Obama “suck” ?!?? He brought us from the DEPTHS of the Bush Recession (10.1 % unemployment) to “full” employment (4.7 %). The ACA works, is popular, and will add a Publc Option under Pres Biden….after his first year, the Nat Debt IMPROVED every year under OBAMA….but has gotten massively worse all 3 years udet Trump….he is incompetent, incoherent, and a shyster…
This fat, orange draft dodger will soon be off to jail where he’ll find out what it’s like to get his ***** grabbed!
Little by little maybe the American people will wake up to the truth. You are a bad person. You have no good intentions.
You do not deserve to be called PRESIDENT. You got it by cheating.You have being lying since a young man. All you know is how to lie. Everything you own is by lying. You have nothing. To bad that when we pass away you will not take anything with you. Lets see where your lies will get you with GOD.
How does he take himself seriously?
I just feel that this great nation desrves a great leader. Chump is an illiterate second rate hustler who knows Americans like his tough talking self promoting style i blame his fans not him hes a scumbag hes never shown anything other but Americans omg what to say to 1/2 the population that worship him? There will be a price to pay for the immediate gratification of lashing out , lying, and trying to defraud this country. Has anyone ever seen a US Pres get fatter during his time as Pres????
According to Trumplethinskin, Those willing to testify, are liars. Those that aren’t willing…the cowards are telling the truth? Right…
He says that he is very, very intelligent. Could anyone tell me then why he sounds like an 8 year old kid every time he gives a speech? It’s truly unbelievable that this complete moron still is the President of the United States. I even think that he’s too dumb to tie his own shoes….
This ***hole thinks he’s got control of ever little acre of land that he can reach. Not only does his sh** talking mouth look like a cat’s butthole, he talks with his mouth in the shape of a doughnut so he sounds like a person trying to talk with their mouth stitched together. Just impeach him, he’s not the kind of person 55% of Americans like. He said that the Mexicans would pay for the wall, when he FORCED them to. He is so disrespectful to those of different countries, and he thinks that they should be forced out of U.S territory; while the wall in between Mexico and America can be climbed with only a ladder and rope. Trump states that the wall is invincible and can be climbed, hmmm……. This man is a disgrace to America.
Can NOT be climbed my bad.