From How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety to How To Avoid Huge Ships, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest self-help books you can actually buy online!
How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn
The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas
How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer
How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock
Book of the Bitch by J. M. Evans
How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes
How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn
Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman
How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power
Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America by Julian Montague
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes
A Practical Guide To Racism by C. H. Dalton
50 Ways to Eat Cock by Adrienne N Hew CN
How To Survive Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson
How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them by Roger Welsch
How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice
Catflexing by Stephanie Jackson