Weirdest Self-Help Books You Can Get On Amazon

From How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety to How To Avoid Huge Ships, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest self-help books you can actually buy online!

"Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power" by Donald L. Wilson
Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson

"How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety" by Zachary Auburn
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

"How To Avoid Huge Ships" by John W. Trimmer
How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer

"The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves" by Jack Douglas
The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas

"How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children" by Lewis B. Frumkes
How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes

"How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For The Aspiring Offender" by Mike Chase
How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For The Aspiring Offender by Mike Chase

"Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification" by Julian Montague
Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification by Julian Montague

"100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying" by Sarah Cooper
100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying by Sarah Cooper

"Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself" by Dale L. Power
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power

"Learning To Play With a Lion's Testicles" by Melissa Haynes
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes

"How To Shit In The Woods" by Kathleen Meyer
How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer

"How To Survive a Robot Uprising" by Daniel H. Wilson
How To Survive a Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson

"How to Traumatize Your Children" by Knock Knock
How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock

"Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide To The Best Poop of Your Life" by Julia Blohberger
Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide To The Best Poop of Your Life by Julia Blohberger

"How To Live With a Huge Penis" by Dr. Richard Jacob
How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob

"How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis" by Karen Salmonsohn
How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn

"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" by Matthew Inman
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman

"Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How To Keep Your Tractors Happy And Your Family Running" by Roger Welsch
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How To Keep Your Tractors Happy And Your Family Running by Roger Welsch

"How To Make Money In Your Spare Time" by J M.R. Rice
How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice

"How To Become a Schizophrenic" by John Modrow
How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow

"How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" by Chuck Sambuchino
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino

"Catflexing: Cat Lover's Guide To Weightlifting, Aerobics And Stretching" by Stephanie Jackson
Catflexing: Cat Lover’s Guide To Weightlifting, Aerobics And Stretching by Stephanie Jackson

6 thoughts on “Weirdest Self-Help Books You Can Get On Amazon”

  1. “How to comment first in awesome sites – Sad and Useless is on my daily visit list now. Gratitude!”

  2. In addition, the Douglas book was published 50 years ago. Hardly current material of any kind except for fans of Mr. Douglas’ wit and humor.

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  3. One way to tell that your cat is plotting to kill you is when multiple people independently give you copies of that book, which happened to me.

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