From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “How To Avoid Huge Ships“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the top 20 most ridiculous “how to” books you can actually buy online.
“How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer
“How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn
“How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes
“The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas
“How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock
“Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson
“Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague
“How To Shit In The Woods” by Kathleen Meyer
“Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes
“A Practical Guide To Racism” by C. H. Dalton
“How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn
“Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans
“Princess Bitchface Syndrome: Surviving Adolescent Girls” by Michael Carr-Gregg
“How To Survive Robot Uprising” by Daniel H. Wilson
“How To Raise And Keep a Dragon” by John Topsell
“How To Become a Schizophrenic” by John Modrow
“How To Date a White Woman” by Adam Quan
“How To Make Money In Your Spare Time” by J M.R. Rice
“The Manly Art of Knitting” by David Fougner
“Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself” by Dale L. Power
I have Kathleen Myers book with a slip cover for FM 21-10.
I have the shovel on the cover , it has not been used for any ” Woods Shitting ” ( yet ).
I do not want to play with the testicles of a lion. Alive or not (I mean the lion).
oh no, I can feel trumps presence……..
I want to order all of these books and put them on a bookshelf in my living room.
I have the how to survive the robot uprising. It’s a very funny and surprisingly insightful read.
Believe it or not but “How to shit in the Woods” is actually a useful book written out of the agony of seeing city folk shit in plastic bags and doing the woods more harm than good.
It contains other useful outdoors knowledge as well