From How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety to How To Avoid Huge Ships, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest self-help books you can actually buy online!
Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn
How To Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer
The Jewish-Japanese Sex And Cook Book And How To Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas
How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes
How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For The Aspiring Offender by Mike Chase
Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide To Field Identification by Julian Montague
100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings: How to Get By Without Even Trying by Sarah Cooper
Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself by Dale L. Power
Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes
How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer
How To Survive a Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson
How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock
Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide To The Best Poop of Your Life by Julia Blohberger
How To Live With a Huge Penis by Dr. Richard Jacob
How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis by Karen Salmonsohn
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How To Keep Your Tractors Happy And Your Family Running by Roger Welsch
How To Make Money In Your Spare Time by J M.R. Rice
How To Become a Schizophrenic by John Modrow
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack by Chuck Sambuchino
Catflexing: Cat Lover’s Guide To Weightlifting, Aerobics And Stretching by Stephanie Jackson
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The Jack Douglas book isn’t a self-help book, it’s semi-autobiographical.
In addition, the Douglas book was published 50 years ago. Hardly current material of any kind except for fans of Mr. Douglas’ wit and humor.
Total garbage. It’s been a couple days now, and my boobs aren’t any bigger.
Ladies, I will gladly use my mind to increase the size of your breasts…
One way to tell that your cat is plotting to kill you is when multiple people independently give you copies of that book, which happened to me.
I had to eliminate my cat due to it trying to kill me.