Valentine’s Day Cards For Couples Who Hate Corny Love Crap

Don’t you just hate the boring, corny Valentine’s day cards you can find in stores? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Valentine’s day cards that are actually funny.

You are the Sun, the Moon, the stars, and...
Made by BEpaperie

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Let's grow old and miserable together.
Made by StudioFusco

I'd totally shave my legs for you.
Made by PAGEFIFTYFIVE

I wouldn't deport you.
Made by GrizzlyPaperCraft

I hate you the least.
Made by iamnatdesigns

I would pee on you.
Madee by CheekyKumquat

I love you more than pizza (almost).
Made by PAGEFIFTYFIVE

I knew I loved you when...
Made by beeisforbear

The cheesiest Valentine's card ever.
Made by BeckaGriffin

To-do list.
Made by LittlePencilDesign

You suck less than most people.
Made by PurplefrogDesignsAU

Brilliant Valentine's card.
Made by thelittleillustrator

I'd still love you.
Made by NannaKoekoek

You are okay.
Made by LostMarblesCo

I still love you.
Made by FinchandtheFallow

Funny Valentine's card.
Made by NotNiceThings

I love being anti-social with you.
Made by JoanneHawker

Brilliant Valentine's card.
Made by twinpinescreative

I love you because you know the difference.
Made by YeaOhGreetings

I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
Made by GrizzlyPaperCraft

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  1. Anonymous January 30, 2019

    Be my Valentine, it’s not gonna suck

    itself

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