Really Dark Stock Photos

These photos raise plenty of questions like who the hell buys this stuff and is there a weird stock photography office where you can apply for this job? Scroll down to see some of the best (worst?) examples of really dark stock photos and check out this book if you wish to have them in a printed form.

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

Some stock photos are extremely dark...

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  1. Anonymous July 3, 2020

    Okay, the moron taking a selfie on the railroad tracks was funny.

  2. Pinky July 3, 2020

    A pointless life has run its course

  3. Adthebad July 3, 2020

    At last some interesting Shutterstock images

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  4. Anonymous July 4, 2020

    Who would pay to use these retarded pics??

  5. Anonymous July 4, 2020

    The first image of a child with a handgun is very badly photoshopped. I known it’s trying to be funny but I honestly don’t like the message or the quality. Fail!

  6. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    Why would they need to photoshop an image? Its stock photography, you can pay people peanuts to pose any way you want. How hard would it have been to get a kids to hold an unloaded stage prop and get that shot?

  7. John Kelly July 6, 2020

    The first image is great. This child seems to be crying because he shot his idiotic family member who left an unsecured weapon within reach of the child. It happens way too often in the US; and in most jurisdictions, the weapon owner is not prosecuted.

  8. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    Yes, the ‘very badly photoshopped’ slander on any topic you dont like to try and discredit it. Ten seconds of google show that its part of a series. Were they all ‘badly’ photoshopped? You realise that you add to the ‘fake news’ problem by claiming everything is fake, right?

  9. Anonymous July 7, 2020

    I’ve been a designer for 30 years. Back in the day, the pickings for stock art were slim and expensive, but they were high quality. It’s only been since the proliferation of $5 image sites that you start seeing this absolute crap. Any Eastern European dork with a digital camera can post tons of junk photos of his girlfriend looking “sexy” or his buddies posing as experts with dollar-store hard hats against a green screen or on the fringes of work sites.

    The worst part about GettyImages buying iStock was that the photographers used to write their own captions, and with English as their obvious 2nd language, they were pretty hilarious. Makes slogging through thousands of images a little funnier though.

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