If you’re a new Dad and don’t quite have that fancy dad-bod yet, no worries, in due time it’ll come in. But in the mean-time you may want to consider supplementing with The Dad Bag. It’s pretty much a fanny pack that’s made to look like you have a dirty hairy gut sticking out of your shirt. When in reality it’s just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
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5 thoughts on “Ridiculous Fashion Item: Fanny Pack That Makes You Have a Hairy Gut Showing”
Laugh now, kiddies.
Imagine having a six pack and a bunch of Ferrari’s at the same time – something those millenials will never comprehend.
Fake it till you make it
I have to say, this would deter hold-ups. A bad guy would just see some guy with a beer belly.
I already have the real thing. Maybe I should let it hang out of my pants and people will think it’s a trendy fanny pack? Yeah I’ll do that.