This Summer’s Hottest Men’s Fashion Trend: Crochet Shorts!

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Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

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Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

Hottest men's fashion trend: crochet shorts!

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  1. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Wait, you said men’s fashion, why aren’t you having a man model them?

  2. LA-Anon April 29, 2019

    STAT! There needs to be a GoFundme account set-up to raise money for these malnourished guys who are in desperate need to get a proper meal. More clothing would be good too.

  3. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Model needs to be wormed.

  4. anon April 29, 2019

    need men to model. The ladies have spoken…

  5. WTF April 29, 2019

    OH! MY! GOD!

  6. Ugly AF April 29, 2019

    Is this just trying to level the playing field for women being made to fell unattractive unless they were anorexic and nearly emaciated playthings , or is it just the true underlying basis of the fashion industry?

  7. Bree April 29, 2019

    What a bunch of basic bitches! :D

  8. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    There are lots of skinny dudes out there. My properly nourished brother looks just like them. These are really fun actually.

  9. A 'normal' looking dude April 30, 2019

    Strange reactions here. The fact that too many people are obese doesn’t make this guy skinny.
    Guess fat male bitchers are jealous?

  10. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Who eat all the pies? Not one of these but they need to. Not so much beefcake as breadcake!😁

  11. Me April 30, 2019

    OMG..too funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  12. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    This is fine. Its good to see the fashion people take their ideas out on fellow men for once.

  13. Hey April 30, 2019

    He’s skinny … get over it BITCHES !

  14. So cute! April 30, 2019

    lol I love this. The guys modelling are just having fun. No need to make nasty comments about them.

  15. Lady Fe May 1, 2019

    WOW! The tassles! The frills! Not to mention the one that looks like a bright pirate! (not telling you which one that is, so you have to go and look again!) They look like they had a fun photoshoot!

  16. SarahofOz May 1, 2019

    Haters gonna hate! Werk, fellas! This is amaaazing on so many levels! <3

  17. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    My husband eats like a frikking horse and looks like them. I’m gonna make him a pair

  18. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    How much pot do you need to smoke to wear these things?

  19. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    I want to see these combined with the WalMart katanas and airsoft guns of the previous post.

  20. Anonymous May 2, 2019

    omg, gorgeous!!!!! 😅😅😅
    love it!
    and I love guys who have a sense of humour and enough confidence to take themselves not so serious

  21. Veevee May 2, 2019

    Love it. Especially the tassled ones. Pity not enough guys will have the “pompons”to wear this..

  22. ria May 2, 2019

    very interesting – i swear i saw my mom’s 70s afghan and my grandma’s old kitchen rug up in there!

  23. Dbs May 3, 2019

    A marvelous idea for Fraternity hazing

  24. Helen May 3, 2019

    What a beautiful photo shoot, it’s filled with energy, color and creativity these guys are having fun and it comes across, thanks for sharing.

  25. Andrew May 3, 2019

    That’s why they got a really skinny guy, so people will talk about it. Which gets people talking in general, which I think is what they wanted to make it a talking point, therefore extra advertising and word of mouth, which you can’t buy. So it’s a gimmick so people will talk about it. Which is quite smart way of marketing!

  26. GQ Model May 3, 2019

    Gee Bob, TELL ME MORE!!!

  27. Myyyaaa May 4, 2019

    Way to go models! Having fun and looking authentic. And you have a sense of humour. Super fun-made my hour

  28. Anonymous May 4, 2019

    I go to the gym every day, eats lots, and take supplements, and still have a body like these, DAMN, but better this than some other types I see – as in over weight.

  29. exacerbator May 4, 2019

    Wait! Was model #12 really Andy Dick?

  30. Anonymous May 5, 2019

    I’m in love

  31. Anonymous May 7, 2019

    so fun ! humor and ironic and next big sale on etsy! love it.

  32. Anonymous May 9, 2019

    glad to see joe dirt got a gig after all

  33. Anonymous May 14, 2019

    Interesting how society has got so overweight and obsese that these lean, healthly guys are viewed as skinny or underweight by so many people commenting on this article

  34. Roy-Michel May 14, 2019

    Hey, Granny! Instead of the usual knitted slipper, can I suggest a new idea?

  35. Anonymous May 17, 2019

    The first thing that came to mind here for me was what they would look like after being in water…. but I love the colours and designs. Imagine having leg warmers to match!

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