Once you’ve reached optimal cat lady status, there comes a time in your life where you think it’s necessary to start massaging your cat’s face. Luckily, someone has already created a cat face massager, and it is most likely the most specific niche product you could think of.
How it works is, the device has a couple of rollers on each side of two prongs, and you simply place your cats face in between the prongs and roll it up and down.
If your cat didn’t love you before, rest assured they’ll love you now. They’ll be so thankful for the face massage that they might even ignore you for less time throughout the day, and if you’re really lucky, your cat may even acknowledge your existence.
The cat face massager comes in a couple different versions, some of which have an extra massager for under the chin, and some that have extra rollers on the sides. Don’t have a cat? Well, maybe it’s time to get one just to be able to massage his squishy cheeks! …or you can use it on yourself if you have a particularly small face.
In case you feel like you should have this thing in your (and your cat’s) life, you can get one on Amazon.