Have you ever wanted to have a Barbie that you can shave? A beautiful doll that’s covered in thick, dark body hair? Well, you are in luck because this Etsy store is actually selling “Shave And Play” Barbie doll! As you’ve probably already noticed, they’re calling it “Borbie” not “Barbie”. We believe that’s for legal reasons, so Mattel won’t sue the crap out of them.
In seller’s own words: “You’ve played with regular Barbie, but this is “Shave & Play Borbie” …and she is unlike any other doll you’ve played with! She is furry and ready for a trim! Whip out the razor (included) and give her a style all her own! Borbie will love her new, silky smooth, hair-free self!”
There’s nothing quite like the thrill of opening up a Christmas present to find a hairy Barbie and a shaving razor staring back at you. It’s the gift that keeps on giving… and growing. Just think of the feeling of accomplishment you get when you finally manage to shave all her hair so that she doesn’t look like a bird’s nest anymore.
You can get your very own hairy Barbie on this Etsy store. As far as we can tell from reviews, people are loving it. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Etsy affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
“Omigawww… this is so transphobic.”
“Boo, patriarchy! Female body hair is beautiful!”
“I love this! So natural!”
“Why are you giving 3 yr olds razors? So dangerous.”
“So mean! I know a guy who knew a guy whose sister had a friend who had hypertrichosis and it was not funny. At all.”
I know right!!! And it doesn’t even come with a six pack of Budweiser!!!
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