With Bean Bag Onesie Everywhere Is Your Chair!

The Bean Bag Onesie is… well, basically, it’s a onesie with a bean bag for a butt. That’s right. All the warmth of a blanket, all the convenience of a snuggie, and all the seating options of that bean bag chair from your freshman dorm.

Bean bag onesie.

Amazing, right? Well, unfortunately, it’s not real. As far as we can tell, you can’t buy it anywhere. However if you are looking for a business idea, this could be good news. The first entrepreneur who makes a bean bag onesie will make millions, we’re sure of it.

Bean bag onesie.

Bean bag onesie.

There are several scenarios this one-piece might come in handy. Waiting in line at the supermarket? Sit. Watching drama unravel between two spatters in public? Relax, sit down, whip out your phone, and hit record. Can’t find a vacant seat on your daily commute? Take a seat at the expense of others who might be squeezing into a tiny carriage with you.

Bean bag onesie.

Bean bag onesie.

Bean bag onesie.

Don’t you want to be the one laughing when you see everyone else standing around while you’re the one sitting in comfort? After all, standing is for suckers!

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  1. Pickles January 10, 2022

    What if my ass is already that big? If I put this on, will I have a Bean Bag Twosie?

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  2. Anonymous January 10, 2022

    A body suit modeled after Kim Kardashian.

  3. Anonymous January 11, 2022

    No Link?!?? 🤨

  4. Anonymous January 11, 2022

    All the fun of working out how the heck you go to the loo …

  5. Anonymous January 11, 2022

    An ant’s life

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  6. Saddlebags January 12, 2022

    Dammit! you beat me to the Kardashian comment!

  7. Dook January 16, 2022

    Looks like someone dropped load in their drawers.

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