People Share Their Funniest Autocorrect Fails

On paper, autocorrect is awesome. When you send someone a text, it checks your writing and gets rid of all the spelling mistakes. But in reality… It’s even better!

Autocorrect just changed my text from, “I’m going to save my muffin” to “I’m going to shave my muffin” and now my husband is racing home toward some real disappointment.

I was texting “I appreciate a man with chivalry,” and it autocorrected “chivalry” to “chocolate”— and they kind of seem interchangeable

Just went to write “homophobic” in a text and it autocorrected to “jomo jobo” and unfortunately that is so funny and I will be adopting it. I’m sorry your dad is jomo jobo

AUTOCORRECT, YOU SON OF A BITCOIN

yes, autocorrect. i definitely meant to offer a monkey-back guarantee.

My autocorrect just changed daughter to disaster and I’ve never been more paranoid that my smart phone could read my mind.

I tried to type that toddlers are “badasses” and it autocorrected to “bad assets” and honestly that’s pretty perfect

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Autocorrect changed dadbod to sadbod and to be honest that really hurt my feelings.

auto correct has become my worst enema

Autocorrect just changed 'morning' to 'morbid' and now life makes perfect sense

Thanks, autocorrect!

Tried to sign an email "soph" but it autocorrected to "soon" so now my whole email sounds like a threat.

Yes, autocorrect. By all means, let’s size the day.

My iPhone’s autocorrect just changed flu shot to fly shit, in case you wondered if Siri is an anti-vaxxer.

It's almost like auto-correct knows how hard it is to be a parent.

yes, autocorrect, I definitely meant to say that this cake is very maoist

Autocorrect just changed “TikTok” to “No. You’re 40.” and then powered down my phone.

yes, autocorrect, i definitely meant to call that guy a giant buttonhole

Autocorrect changes Hahaha to HAHAHAHAHA because it thinks I'm a psycho.

Autocorrect changed nurturing to murdering and for the first time in forever I truly believed that someone other than me understands my marriage.

Meant to text my partner 'how long for you to run errands' but 'run' autocorrected to 'ruin' and I'm standing with autocorrect on this one.

My phone changed "jingle all the way" to "jiggle all the way". Well played autocorrect.

Thanks, autocorrect!

I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.

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  1. Susie Dent April 12, 2021

    Autocorrect is for aunts

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  2. Anonymous April 12, 2021

    Susie Dent, Autocorrect is for taunts

  3. Anonymous April 12, 2021

    But,I want my monkey!

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  4. Anonymous April 12, 2021

    I’m sorry C*nt Heather…

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  5. Automatoe April 12, 2021

    Autocorrect can be annoying, but can also be wonderful and hilarious.

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  6. Anonymous April 12, 2021

    Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.

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  7. Anonymous April 13, 2021

    Susie needs her ass kicked by a few aunts.

  8. Anonymous April 13, 2021

    Got a new phone in February. It still doesn’t accept that a swear A LOT

  9. What April 14, 2021

    Funniest one that I had, sent “Headed to Siloam Springs” to my uncle and autocorrect chanyed it to “Headed to Duality”. My uncle replied with, “Have fun in Siloam”…I guess he had it happend to him too

  10. jay April 14, 2021

    Not to be serious or anything, but considering how often autocorrect guesses wrong, I think it would be better to just leave your text as is and let a human being at the other end figure out what you meant from context.

  11. Anonymous April 15, 2021

    Rraghh Oh man. I have bad enough trouble with my typos. This is torturen. And I’m in the wrong keyboard.

  12. Dumbass April 22, 2021

    I want my monke back guarantee!

  13. Stephanie May 19, 2021

    Dude we all have autocorrect fief. Wait no flair . No…fails. Jesus, like I used . Like I said. I hate autocorrect.

  14. Stephanie May 19, 2021

    Autocorrect is my word do ending . *worst enemy*

  15. Cat in a shitty toilet June 3, 2021

    My phone auto corrected “sad and useless to sad and USA less” f*ck you autocorrect.

  16. Autocorrect June 5, 2021

    Muhaha! To causing such torrent is perfect! I am a atocorrect, and I… Dont evn worrk Oni myselt.
    Duck.
    Damnit, I ! Mean duck
    F u c killer
    Screw it I gove up

  17. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    That was me using autocorrect for the joke, it actually worked. The joke succeeded.

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