Ah, the infamous Crocs holes – life’s way of reminding you that comfort comes at a cost: your dignity. Those mysterious perforations aren’t just for ventilation or draining out pool water; they’re escape routes for your self-respect… if you have any in the first place.
Have you ever looked down at your feet, clad in the world’s most controversial footwear, and thought, “These Crocs are awesome, but they lack the untamed spirit of a cowboy at high noon”? Well, hold onto your ten-gallon hats, because Crocs spurs are here to answer the call of the wild – and possibly confuse … Read more
Ladies, gentlemen, and those who bravely walk the fashion tightrope barefoot, we present to you the pinnacle of human ingenuity: Crocs Toe Charms, the accessories you never knew you needed for the shoes you never wanted in the first place.
Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only … Read more
There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.
The world of Crocs is truly a remarkable thing. There’s nothing quite as polarizing as Crocs! On one side, there’s people that dispise them and wouldn’t be caught dead near a pair of Crocs, and on the other side, you have people so in love with their Crocs that they’re decorating them with spurs, spoilers, … Read more
It’s no secret that a lot of pet owners like to mildly annoy their furry friends every once in a while. It’s all in good fun, of course. Apparently, somewhere along the line of trying to come up with new ways to do that, someone decided to put a Crocs slipper on their pet’s head … Read more
Wearing Crocs already makes you a style king or high fashion queen, however what if there was a way to make them just a little spicier? This design allows the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap and you’ll be flying past your friends with such aerodynamics that you’ll be a speed demon. The … Read more
Some of you might remember Crocs spurs we featured some time ago. This time even dumber product has caught our attention – testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable balls for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. Several different color options and shapes are available on both … Read more
We regret to inform you that Crocs is at it again. As if Survival Crocs and Crocs Spurs wasn’t enough, Balenciaga and Crocs have teamed up for Balenciaga’s Spring 2022 collection, debuting unique stiletto clogs, coming in various colors like green and black.
What happens when Crocs with spurs are just not ridiculous enough for your taste? That’s when someone comes up with these. They are called Campsite Classic Clog, and they’re sold by a UK company End Clothing. These unique camping Crocs come with a waterproof sleeve-like attachment that makes them fully waterproof up to just above your … Read more
Matt Benedetto is a product designer from Burlington, Vermont that is on a quest to create the ugliest abominations of fashion industry, but this time he has taken things too far – he has come up with Crocs Briefs that look like he got stuck in a toddlers swing and just cut the chains off.
Crocs beach bag is the creation nobody asked for: truly vile crime against fashion. However, it’s gaining some popularity and is even sold on Amazon. What a time to be alive!
So far 2020 has been a really crazy year. What better time for fashion designers to come up with outlandish ideas? Featured here is a Ramen handbag made by Rommy De Dommy and Crocs gloves made by Matt Benedetto.
Balenciaga, if you’re not aware, is a Spanish fashion brand that’s basically just trolling everyone at this point, and the latest evidence is this monstrosity that costs $850. That’s right, and they actually sold out at that price!