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		<title>Brain-Dead Teen to Be Euthanized</title>
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		<title>Funny Headline Fail</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Reuters, for making my day. My favorite paragraph: Gay, who has been battling a nagging hamstring problem for seven weeks, ran his first 200 of the year in 19.76 seconds to finish just shy of Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front to win in 19.72. &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t bad, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Thanks, <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703" target="_blank">Reuters</a>, for making my day.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=777"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-2736" title="Reuters Fail" src="http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/777-640x547.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="547" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">My favorite paragraph:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Gay, who has been battling a nagging hamstring problem for seven weeks, ran his first 200 of the year in 19.76 seconds to finish just shy of Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front to win in 19.72.</p>
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&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t bad, but I was a little fatigued toward the end,&#8221; Gay said. &#8220;I tried to stay relaxed and bring it home, but it wasn&#8217;t enough.&#8221;</p>
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Dix, who won the 100 meters and placed second at the U.S. nationals last weekend, said his race experience had helped, &#8220;but I&#8217;m a little beat up, too.&#8221;</p>
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&#8220;I was a little sloppy out of the blocks, but I was able to hold on,&#8221; he added. &#8220;Tyson gave me great competition.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>How To Report The News</title>
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