A turkey prostitute is held synonymous with jamming a metal hook into her carcass and picking her up from the roasting pan: The temptation of taste!

According to Wikipedia, Haggis is a dish containing sheep’s ‘pluck’ (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally simmered in the animal’s stomach for approximately three hours. It’s hard to believe, but there are people who actually loves eating this crap. Even worse, there’s a canned [...]