SadAndUseless.com » crime http://www.sadanduseless.com Sad and Useless Humor Blog Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:41:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Old Man Politely Robs a Store http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/02/old-man-politely-robs-a-store/ http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/02/old-man-politely-robs-a-store/#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:11:23 +0000 admin http://www.sadanduseless.com/?p=4522

Thank you and if I ever get back on my feet, I’ll bring it all back.

]]> http://www.sadanduseless.com/2011/02/old-man-politely-robs-a-store/feed/ 2 The Stupidest Criminals of 2009 http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/11/the-stupidest-criminals-of-2009/ http://www.sadanduseless.com/2009/11/the-stupidest-criminals-of-2009/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:41:25 +0000 admin http://www.sadanduseless.com/?p=893 Mugshots

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Read full story on CNN.com

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