Donald Trump has one of the most popular accounts on Twitter, with over 32 million followers, but a half an onion in a Ziploc bag wants to prove it can do even better than the president of the United States.
“What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?” That was the tweet that signaled the rise of @HalfOnioninABag, a literal half an onion with big dreams. Set up on the day of Trump’s presidential inauguration, the tongue-in-cheek account has already attracted over 725,000 followers, and while that’s nowhere near close to 32 million, it’s a surprisingly good start.
Meet Gavel, the German shepherd who was fired from a job as a police dog for… being too friendly for this type of work. Instead of sniffing for explosives and catching thieves for the Queensland Police Service in Brisbane, Australia, the pooch was more interested in getting belly rubs.
What Breakfast Pastry Are You? – From all the stupid internet tests I’ve ever seen, this one is the dumbest. Can you believe that there actually is a quiz out there that lets you find out what breakfast pastry you are? Jesus Christ…