The Real Meaning of Polite Email Phrases

One of the keys to appear professional and keeping a cool facade is the art of sending a polite sounding email, the kind that puts a glossy cover over your underlying frustrations. We gathered some of the most common work email phrases and their true savage meanings. Let us know in comments if we missed something.

Would you like me to forward it back to you?

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This Twitter Account Keeps Making Hilarious Fake Fanta Flavors

One of the stranger aspects of our modern lives is that food companies are forever releasing new flavors, regardless of whether they actually taste good. Remember cappuccino-flavored Lays? Hopefully not. That’s exactly what prompted Laura González to create @fakefantas, a Twitter account that generates made-up flavors of the popular soda. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

Communist Blowfish Fanta is my all-time favorite flavor.

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The Executive Coloring Book

This coloring book for grown-ups is a forgotten spoof of the “Man in the Grey Flannel Suit” generation. Published in 1961, it became a best-seller, and was so popular that it was parodied in Playboy Magazine and talked about on the Tonight Show, and is still relevant and hilarious today. If you can find a copy of The Executive Coloring Book, get it!

This is me. Color my underwear important.

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These Two Cats In Japan Have Been Trying To Sneak Into a Museum For Years

What do you do after you fail? Purr your disappointment away and just try harder. Meet Ken Chan and Gosaku: two devoted art lovers that have been trying to get into the Onomichi City Museum of Art for years now, but have been consistently kicked out just as they were entering it. The two have probably taken residence somewhere nearby the museum, because they keep coming back again and again. Eventually, the staff started tweeting photos of the times they drop by, making them internet celebrities.

Mexican standoff in a Japanese museum.

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