(sarcasm starts) Losing weight and getting fit has never been easier! Shed those unwanted pounds with these simple tricks your gym doesn’t want you to know about. You won’t believe what happens next! (sarcasm ends)
Squeezing one rubber duck gives you one irritating fake duck cry; squeezing a bunch of them at once sounds like you’ve pushed twenty people off a cliff.
We moved in together recently so we had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible.
Yeah, yeah I know, vertical video and all that. I filmed it in Snapchat, you’ll survive.