Here’s how you can make your very own pad slippers. Step 1. Get some pads. This may be a little harder for the guys, but just ask the girlfriend for some. Shouldn’t be a problem.

A turkey prostitute is held synonymous with jamming a metal hook into her carcass and picking her up from the roasting pan: The temptation of taste!

Thanks, Reuters, for making my day. My favorite paragraph: Gay, who has been battling a nagging hamstring problem for seven weeks, ran his first 200 of the year in 19.76 seconds to finish just shy of Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front to win in 19.72. “It wasn’t bad, [...]

According to Wikipedia, Haggis is a dish containing sheep’s ‘pluck’ (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally simmered in the animal’s stomach for approximately three hours. It’s hard to believe, but there are people who actually loves eating this crap. Even worse, there’s a canned [...]

Doramad radioactive toothpaste was produced until 1945 in Germany. It contained small amounts of Thorium. Here’s what they thought about radiation back then: Its radioactivity increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are loaded with new life energy, the bacteria are hindered in their destroying effect. This explains the excellent prophylaxis and healing [...]

I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4. Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I’ll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc. While doing this one day I [...]

This is the KFC’s Double Down Sandwich – the greatest invention since the Mountain Dew.

This is a real book (published in 1991). It’s directed towards children, warning them about the dangers of drugs: Is this supposed to be an effective way to teach children to stay off the drugs? …and how the hell can a horse light a joint?

10. Ear Dryer This thing blows a regulated flow of warm air into the ear canal. Just stick this thing into your ear for 80 seconds and you’re good to go.

10. What’s Your Poo is Telling You? This witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what’s in the bowl.