Awkward Children’s Books That Actually Exist


The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho


Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall


That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk


I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna


My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs


Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi


Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan


All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen


The Mystery of the Midget Clown” by Ann Bradfor


My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard


The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins


If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson


F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole


Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle


Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna


Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss


Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer


The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit” by Werner Holzwarth


Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach


Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor