Best Pictures from Russian Dating Sites

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  1. My Inner Chick September 7, 2014

    All that comes to mind is HOLY CRAP

  2. Tim September 9, 2014

    These photos make celibacy look pretty good…

  3. Ann September 11, 2014

    I don’t think I’ve ever thought “What the ****?” as many times as I did here EVER while reading one of these time-suck articles.

    • Anonymous February 15, 2015

      You are an apt observation a list. No kidding.

  4. Anonymous September 11, 2014

    Hot

    • lol October 19, 2014

      u blind bro! :P

  5. Jo Jo September 11, 2014

    What’s with the carpets on the walls?

    • mysteries1984 September 12, 2014

      Insulation. Helps with soundproofing too.

    • mmhmm September 24, 2014

      Rugs cost a lot (handmade rugs can go for tens of thousands) and many times theyre special (from dowry, wedding gift, etc) and people hang them to display them.
      But.,.. seriously… thats what you found odd about these pictures?

    • Anonymous October 24, 2014

      lol that was my first thought too! Seen enough weirdos in my time to think that these pics are nothing special.

    • Sasha November 15, 2014

      It is great Russian tradition to take photo with carpet. According to the legend photo with Russian style carpet will help to find partner and love.

    • Anonymous December 13, 2014

      Houses are old so those are for keeping it warm

    • Anonymous February 14, 2015

      for russians having carpet on the wall thats a symbol of wealth, not every russian can afford numerous carpets as they are quite expensive for russian avarage standards, taking a pic with them to have a proof that he actually can affrod

    • Claire April 30, 2015

      I thought the same thing about the rugs…

  6. Russ October 8, 2014

    Horrible, but we want to conquer the world!!!
    Слава России

  7. Holy Crap! October 15, 2014

    Every single thing about these pics is just wrong (except for the face on the hot guy holding the the weird butterfly/rose)

    • Anonymous February 21, 2015

      Agreed!!

  8. Nobody October 23, 2014

    Comments appear here. Now that that’s sorted, these Russian comrades of ours aren’t all that different. If you compare them to the poor of the Usa , you’ll realize we have plenty in common with our overseas comrades.

    • Anonymous December 14, 2014

      Absolutely agree with you (

  9. Hans OLO October 24, 2014

    probably they find good matches in the millions of hillbillies in the us of a :)

  10. viki October 24, 2014

    Oh my…that can’t be unseen…the banana one is by far my favorite..so awkward

    • pat November 9, 2014

      My eyes are burning…

    • Russian March 14, 2015

      Girl with banana from Ukraine)

  11. Sara October 24, 2014

    The guy with the huge forehead and stupid fringe (bangs) also showed up on the Russian wedding pix too. How and why is he on both dating site and wedding ´found randomly´pix? Are these guys all actors for the U.S propaganda campaign or what? That´s weird, explain it someone please.

    • Anonymous November 6, 2014

      As a citizen of Russian Federation I can reassure you that both posts are pretty much relevant. The gopnik style bangs with no hair ‘dos used to be popular back in 1990’s, but for some places in Russia, 21st century never really came yet.

  12. Anonymous October 26, 2014

    At least one of the photos is from Ukraine. Look at the newspaper near the girl with banana. Stupid peasants

    • Dmitri December 24, 2014

      My friend, do not call the whole nation “stupid peasants.”
      I myself Russian and Ukrainians my brothers by faith and spirit.
      P.S.Sorry for my english;)

    • PostSoviet February 8, 2015

      Well, give russian enough time and they will be from Russia soon :D.

  13. OMG November 14, 2014

    It is soooo… weird I mean it relly good pics but they are weird.

  14. Ramsay November 16, 2014

    That girl on the 10th pic from the top (left) is pretty hot, by the way.

    • annon February 26, 2015

      she has a mask on

  15. E.C.O. November 20, 2014

    Wall-carpets – should be used to cover up the graffiti by her kids – nice lady, but what for baggage? Learn to read the signs!
    And what’s with trashing the countryside on a picnic (or is she the only one that prefers melon to the group on stage)? LOL

  16. Roman December 3, 2014

    Hi!
    All these pictures are the “country-side culture”. I am Russian and I live in Moscow, but I’ve been many times in small Russian cities. These people are empty. They don’t read books or newspapers, they don’t have smart friends or relatives; all that they can do – to drink together. Sometimes they watch TV. For the last 25 years they couldn’t see any qualitative films, but they want to be “connected” with world, so, all these amazing “selfy” are just funny copies of pictures or impressions they have seen in cheap films or magazines. This is a life of Russian (Belorus and Ukranian also) province. Cheap carpets on the walls (which they inherited from parents or other relatives) is just the habit because you couldn’t buy good wallpapers in shops. Guns and knives – to show that you are “cool” guy, but actually they are nobody and nobody is afraid of them apart their familiy members. This is only a weak attempt to proof to everybody that you have achieved a strong position in this life; but all of them even don’t have money to buy the ticket to neighbour city or new pants. And of course too much beer and vodka. Useless and stupid life of millions people.

    • Will January 16, 2015

      Yeah i was in Moscow in October (from UK, live in Vienna) and everyone there was pretty “normal”. Distinct lack of metal bars though. its pretty much the same in the states out in the unpopulated areas where everyone knows everyone and hasn’t the faintest idea of whats going on in the world.

    • annon February 26, 2015

      It’s no different in the Country Ghettos in the US or anywhere for that matter, once you leave the cities and end up in far off removed towns where most people are related this is what happens. Ignorance is not bliss.

  17. Natalia December 24, 2014

    Where did you get all that nightmare? Saw 3 your articles, everywhere – is the worst pictures what can be. There are people with bad taste in every nation..what’s your motivation to show “russians” like these? Have never seen even 1% of that in Russian sm.

    • Raw February 7, 2015

      Agree ! Every nation has its weird people. Don’t judge russians by these pics

  18. Denis December 29, 2014

    Huh! Thats my best friends, I know them all!

  19. Dennis Brighton January 13, 2015

    I kinda like it ))))

  20. Dan R. February 13, 2015

    It’s the result some people got for giving a wrong definition to the term “cool”. It’s a “all over the world” situation; traditions and culture particularities are also involved in this.

  21. xamolt February 13, 2015

    Some great carpets

  22. Vriska February 13, 2015

    The girl in the fourth pic looks a lot like me, wow. (also, the dude holding the red rose is kinda cute…)

  23. Aussie February 14, 2015

    I thought these pics were really funny (a couple were a bit sad and desperate), but I think every country has its local nuffies… ever seen the ‘Walmart’ customers?? Or ‘Housos’??? Worth a look and a laugh!

  24. Anonymous February 14, 2015

    Why is he dude in the bubble bath wearing rubber gloves?

    • carrina February 14, 2015

      That’s a girl. XD

  25. Adam February 14, 2015

    Actually, they’re pretty identical set-ups to what someone flipping thru a high-fashion magazine might find. Lots of ****-shaming (garbage, poor lighting, guns, no smiling) in those pics too.
    Hipster irony, or high-fashion?

  26. Julie February 14, 2015

    There are no words in the dictionary that can describe what went throw my mind as i scrolled down and saw these pictures…. I blacked out a few times from laughing so hard….

  27. Anon February 16, 2015

    Erm…I’m disturbed

  28. Chuck February 16, 2015

    Someone threw away a perfectly good girl…

  29. Jl February 17, 2015

    I have a friend who is Russian and she is one of the classiest and well dressed people I know, clearly not a representation of this country as a whole.

  30. Llais February 19, 2015

    This is quite clearly aimed at ridiculing Russians and making Americans see them as inferior, so that when Obomber decides to go to war with Russia the American public won’t bat an eyelid. I’ve not met many Russians, but those that I have are well educated, well informed, respectable people. As for the Americans I’ve met? Well, let’s just say I thought it was a wind up how anyone could be so stupid and ignorant yet think they were superior to any other “race”. Granted, not all Americans are like that. Yet.

    • Jeau February 24, 2015

      It’s a horrible, horrible conspiracy.
      How clever you are to have caught it.

    • Noah March 9, 2015

      Americans are not so much stupid as they are uneducated and filled with propaganda. But, the trouble with ignorance, is that ignorant people are so ignorant, they have no idea how ignorant they are, while informed people are full of self doubt.

  31. Anonymous February 20, 2015

    Russian people are ugly. Js

    • Russian March 14, 2015

      Just try to google ‘pretty russian girl’ or ‘handsome russian man’.

  32. Edna Furburger February 21, 2015

    If Russia had a Walmart, just imagine what THOSE creatures would look like.

  33. Kirk March 1, 2015

    Please… take my eyes…

  34. Vladimir March 3, 2015

    A lot of stupid comments here. Those are not from dating sites at all!!! It’s not a representation of russian people. Just some dumb people, everyone has in their countries. And frankly speaking people from England are most ugly, it’s proven.

  35. Name March 6, 2015

    That was stupid

  36. FionaMeow March 8, 2015

    I am not sure whether to laugh or cry…. or both.

  37. Christopher March 9, 2015

    I’ve learned two things from this post: apparently it’s a big thing in Russia to have matching Persian rugs on the floor AND the walls… and from the comments, apparently NOBODY has a lot of contact with the Internet because you’re all thinking this is some kind of conspiracy or something. Keep digging around and you’ll find one of these for every country.

  38. Daniela March 13, 2015

    These are too pathetic to be funny
    Also – yes, there are weirdos everywhere :/
    All the people that I know from Russia (and surrounding countries), from both the capitals and some towns, are really cool, smart and talented

  39. Jon April 21, 2015

    looking at all of the comments from Russians maing excuses for them, or asking why only Russians for this article …. it seems the ability to have a laugh at yourself is completely lost on them. If I see photos of our local inbreds, the first thing I would do is the laugh. The last thing I would do is be offended for them, or try to defend them. As for the ‘peasants’ comments directed at Ukraine and Belarus. I’d take their Odessa, Minsk, Kyiv and Kharkiv over your Moscow and St Petersburg. They have retained their culture, not copied it like Russia has.

  40. BruTista May 20, 2015

    We all have our issues..
    But..
    We don’t need to parade them..

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