Infomercial Characters Who Fail at Life

This guy trying to put his shoes on.

This woman who can’t organize her damn cabinet.

This woman who can’t file her toenails.

This woman who is ruining everything.

This boy.

This woman who can’t unemotionally cut onions.

This woman who can’t hang a shelf.

This woman who doesn’t understand cling wrap.

This woman trying to navigate her own backyard.

Whoever’s cracking this egg.

This woman trying to iron.

This kid trying to eat a burger.

This woman trying to spoon herself.

This woman trying to get something from her closet.

 …and this lady eating a muffin.