Young parents:

Haha, I’ll just cut off my nose and see what happens:

It smells so good!

You’re coming home with me tonight:

My beard is made of mice, your argument is invalid:

Surfin’ on teh interwebz waves:

This is how I pay for my food:

“Chocolate temptation”

Mother of the year:

WTF is this… I don’t even…

We must invest in renewable energy! Invest I say! Ya hear me!?

Hello! Who’s this?

F you, garlic!

You’ll be OK, America:

To infinity and beyond!

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