Kackel Dackel is an educational toy that teaches kids the importance of cleaning up after their dogs. It’s just like having a real dog, if having a real dog means feeding your pet a playdoh-like substance and using a squeeze bulb to encourage him to go on the floor.

The dog makes noises as the poop passes through his digestive track, and the puppy’s tail quivers the whole time:

Are those Germans crazy or what?