Unicorn Being a Jerk
“Unicorn Being a Jerk” is an amazing book written and illustrated by C. W. Moss.
It can be purchased here.
Here are my favorite moments from this book:
Ignoring a homeless person asking for money.
Destroying a sandcastle.
Trying to peek at breast-feeding women’s nipple.
Sacrificing his one and only son to higher power.
Burning ants with magnifying glass.
Hoping his son isn’t gay.
Tearing out the last page of a library book.
Raping America and its citizens for personal fiscal gain
by creating fake market wealth in the stock exchange,
real estate market, and currency trade – then expecting
the people of America to bail him out.
Pushing the close button.
Writing a Wikipedia page about himself.
Feeding pigs bacon.