10 Stupidest Things You Can Buy Online

10. Ear Dryer
This thing blows a regulated flow of warm air into the ear canal. Just stick this thing into your ear for 80 seconds and you’re good to go.

9. Foot Tanner
If you always feel like people are gawking at your white feet and the unsightly tan lines around your ankles when you wear sandals or pumps, then you need the Solafeet foot tanner.

8. Lighted Slippers
Now you can easily move around a darkened house reducing the risk of tripping over objects or running into doors, furniture or anything not easily seen in the dark.

7. Bacon Floss
Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve?

6. USB Pet Rock
Simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic. People will stop by and ask you what your USB Pet Rock does. Each time, you can make up a new story; for no matter what you say, it will be greater than the truth – because these USB Pet Rocks don’t do a dang thing.

5. Toilet Mini Golf
Comes complete with a putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, 2 golf balls, and a putter.

4. Banana Guard
The patented Banana Guard has allowed people of all ages to enjoy the world’s most favorite fruit at work, school or play without the worry that it will become smashed and inedible. This device fits over 90% of commercially available bananas.

3. Air Guitar
Includes free air-plectrum, fingering instructions for some favorite chords, top 10 suggested tunes plus some advanced moves you may like to attempt. Also, space to write your own lyrics or greetings and a jet black envelope. Rock on.

2. Egg Cuber
Use this nifty egg cuber to transform a round egg into a square egg. Sturdy, clear plastic design.

1. Underpants for Your Hands
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!