The Stupidest Criminals of 2009

November 3rd, 2009 | Tags: , , ,

Mugshots

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

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  1. shogun37
    December 22nd, 2009 at 14:19
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    Can we make SURE these men do not procreate?

  2. Rodney J
    December 24th, 2009 at 19:18
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    It looks like Batman and the Joker have joined forces to make crime

  3. IT Freak
    January 8th, 2010 at 14:01
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    Agreed with Rodney J here.

  4. tom
    January 9th, 2010 at 13:27
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    Quite possibly the dumbest thing ever. definitely wasted.

  5. The Joker
    February 8th, 2010 at 12:51
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    Man ! I’ve never read anything stupider !!

  6. Saigon
    February 23rd, 2010 at 07:52
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    Meth heads, most likely.

  7. valerie
    February 24th, 2010 at 23:26
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    the one on the right is hot thou

  8. Lucifer
    February 28th, 2010 at 04:55
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    God love them stupit as it is, its hillarious

  9. Europe
    March 2nd, 2010 at 14:56
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    USA for sure !!!

  10. cp
    March 12th, 2010 at 21:46
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    I like the attention to detail. the morons are creative at least.

  11. cp
    March 12th, 2010 at 21:49
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    looks like the fat one rubbed his face raw trying to get it off! LOL classic

  12. hot_pilipino
    March 22nd, 2010 at 02:35
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    what the f?! haha these two are the stupidest ever! i think they’re wasted.. pinoy robber are wiser! peace!

  13. nilofc
    March 26th, 2010 at 13:50
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    @Europe

    Some people in the USA are stupid. Just look at how this country voted for someone they do not know anything abut. We are reaping their stupidity.

    But if there is a society more stupid…it’s Europe. It’s a God-less society and gearing towards the atrocity of socialism.

  14. beemekka
    April 16th, 2010 at 21:41
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    There are two species of homo erectus… those two and the rest of us!

  15. lionsblood
    May 19th, 2010 at 17:47
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    i think the chubby dude went for the KISS look. hes a rockstar.

  16. cacadura
    June 7th, 2010 at 20:10
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    this is fake. at least they also take a picture with their own camara before.

  17. dfhgwdehht
    June 19th, 2010 at 22:41
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    they are booking photos dummy, why do u think they look so depressed.@cacadura

  18. rosalia
    July 30th, 2010 at 04:02
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    somebody please tell me this is not true – shogun37 has a point, these guys should NEVER be allowed to procreate, infact they should never be allowed to show anyone how to do anything.