A Perfect Father Figure for Your Kid
One of the best Craigslist ad ever:
I SERVED 17 YEARS IN THE NEW JERSEY PRISON SYSTEM. I AM A REAL GENUINE THUG. I HOWEVER, TURNED MY LIFE AROUND AND I NOW OFFER MY SERVICES TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS. I CAN TELL ANY PARENT WITHIN 2 SESSIONS IF THEIR CHILD IS WORTH WHILE OR IF THEY WILL END UP IN PRISON. I DO NOT YELL OR SCREAM, I WILL SHOW THE TROUBLED TEEN THE REAL WORLD AND WHERE BAD BEHAVIOR WILL SEND YOU. TRUST ME, I AM GOOD AT THIS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE EXCEPT YOUR CHILD’S WELL BEING AND YOUR PIECE OF MIND.
http://cnj.craigslist.org/sks/1446740665.html
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There’s nothing stupid about this, but there is something misleading about the term ‘father figure’ used in the title– obviously deliberately so. Still, one resents being talked down to.
McIntosh and McIntyre…
All you have to lose is your peace of mind and your child’s well-being! No brainer!!
Laylah – nothing stupid about this?? You’re kidding right? If you have kids I hope they are taken from you. He misspelled peace too.