Hitler on vacation #1:
“In this enchanting island, paradisiac fruits and indigenous beauties are near from his desires. This wonderfully natural life, turns him from his exhausting years when he had to make his professional bonds and obey to the protocol’s requirements. The natives have adopted him, and are thinking to elect him as the master. They built up his home and he nailed a sign on the door: “The Bunker”. A caprice…”

Hitler on vacation #2:
“These are his first real holidays. He elected as a heaven this calm island of the Pacific which dazzled him and conquered him as soon as he put a foot on it. He had seen a lot of countries though: France, Italy, Belgium, the whole Europe, the beautiful Russian winter, the spells of Africa in El Alamein area. But those were business trips, and he never took the time to taste every single charm of the crossed countries. Without any problem, he adopted the natives’ customs of this calm island in which, when you welcome somebody, you put your left arm high, your palm simply facing the traveler…”

I really am a kind sir.
(There might be few mistakes and I beg your pardon.)