You are DISGUSTING

which fat ass would eat this

must be canadian with all that mayonnaise. i’m ashamed to share the same continent with you.

I really want this, like right now. Genius.

im not a little bit fat… but i’d it eat all RIGHT NOW!

That is THE most awesome pizza I’ve ever seen. Did you eat a slice?

Lemme’ just say; Are you obese?

let me guess the nutrition facts
1000% of you daily fat
700%- 1000% of you daily salt
protein 500 – 800 Grams

this is not a pitsa, its a pie

I would eat that, I would eat that good.

I’m a size 6 btw so not exactly a fat ass nor would I throw it up after.

It looks tastyyyy

WOW :which fat ass would eat this

Excuse me, but i AM the fat ass that would eat that

Screw the rest of you, thats badass lol. remove the mayo and id eat that. im not even a fatty lol, 5′10″, 150lbs

I need to eat a salad after seeing that.

I’m gonna go against the crowd here and say that’s pretty awesome But i have to question the mayonesse? That was a little off

Botulism anyone?

that thing looks delicious

Would this even still count as a pizza?

Wow, I would love to make that! But I would cut out certain things, like the veggies, shrimp, and I would replace the mayo with Ranch dressing! YUM

My abnormally fast metabolism loves this stuff!

I started howling at the mayo.

I would eat it
you have to try everything before saying it’s bad or disgusting

deam i wanna try it nice one i will do it tomorrow
with out the mayonese only hahahaha

Why did you add mayo?!

Is this really necessary? I mean really that’s disgusting

that is an amazing pizza. except for the pineapple i would definately eat that. in fact. i think thats my new mission this week.

Oh man you got me drooling. Don’t listen to those health nazis. You are a genius!

I used to work at a ‘take n’ bake’ style pizza parlor, where the pizza’s were usually named after the chain: (chain)’s Combination, etc. I regularily made some alterations to their largest pizza (2nd crust on top, like a Calzone) which had the claim to fame of being “Over 5 lbs!” I took all the veggies out (maybe 1 lb of the original?), and added so much additional meat and cheese that it weighed in at over 10 lbs… I called it the “(Chain)’s Heart Attack”. It was very popular with my friends, who could only make it through 1 good sized slice each, or rarely 2. Of course, I used standard toppings found at the parlor: sausage, bacon bits, pepperoni, etc. Nothing unusual like asparagus and mayonnaise, but to each their own.
I miss the days where I could eat like that.

Hope you have insurace for a quaduple bypass.

Wow, sure would be better if you used a larger pastry to surround the ingredients, forget abou these bic.. i mean, healthy/good/small protaits of food, the people comments show they’re all too skinny to eat this, they’re jealous

though if you ate it alone then that’s another case, personaly i’s feel so guilty..
it’d be like hell on a plate =D

u forgot sauce….

where are the anchovies???

there is no way the first layer of bacon got cooked. and shrimp on top of that, wtf. ham – onion – mushroom – black olive – garlic – salami – cheese – bacon on top and bake for like 20 min. pineapple and mayo in a bowl with the raw egg, toss lightly until covered and discard.

TRWTF is …. mushrooms.. !?

Take off the mayo, and I would have a slice.

rossss – look at the URL in the pics – .se? And weights measured in grams?
Sweden, maybe?
No, for you to figure that out would take actual brainwork, something most people are incapable of.
Idiot.

Oh my!
That is truly a pie, as someone mentioned!

For some strange reason, I think it would taste real good! I just hope it cooked right through … otherwise … *yew*

I’m sure someone is cooking her way to her man’s heart!

Show us some cross-section pic of the pie pizza pls!

@Julia
vomit.

if you have any desire to be in the same room as this, you’re without exception a worthless human being. it was disgusting to even waste so much food making this, what is wrong with you

looks like shit, probably tastes like shit

I would so eat that! Just don’t put mayo on the next one, and I’ll gladly have a slice. (:

@Alice
When you say “abnormally fast metabolism,” what you mean is you stick a spoon down your throat every night and then cry while reading cosmo.

I would eat that very, very slowly in small pieces, taking my whole life to eat that edible heart attack.

Mostly ’cause I have high cholestrol. D:

How many years do you have to put that in the oven to get ik cooked properly?

If you can cook a 20lb turkey then you can surely cook this all the way through in about 45 minutes.

please, please, don’t use the name “pizza” when relating to such a crazy…trial to fill a dish.
remember: the real pizza is a well known and appreciated food all over the world.

Umm…..#1 you have to cook this in stages, halves, thirds or in this very very very special case quads. BTW, I would have suggested pre-cooking that bacon. lastly, I’ll have to go with replacing the Mayo with Subway sweet onion sauce um um um!

But, you know what that meal of meals is missing? Broccoli. Think about it.

mayonnaise on a pizza?? mixing pineapple and salami??

when you eat something, do you normally experience differences between herbs and spices, or does your tongue only know the difference between fatty and non-fatty? because, if that’s the case, i recommend you to add a couple sticks of butter to your “pizza”.

haha i think the pizza tastes good but your heart is not your best friend if u eat like this all day long.. !

@hurk
Pff, Whos to blame. Stupid amrikans( I know I spelt “americans” wrong” and their freaking pollution(JK). At least we Canadians get treated better when we visit other countries. Also, we get free Health Care. Canadians OWN! I’m just kidding every country is equal, don’t try to make things un-even. It’s not worth it.

@reid
To think that your opinion is the be all end all negates pretty much anything you have to say. It is our differences that make us stronger when used properly. Intolerance in any form is counterproductive. Dispel your ignorance, or stupidity if it’s willful, before you post…

who puts mayo on a pizza? everything is ok except for that one step. wtf?

@hurk
yes, CANADIANS eat alot of mayonaise, we’re definitly the country that is home to the pre-packaged frozen PB&J sandwich…figure it out

Insanely gross! interesting, but gross!

just need a jar of peanut butter, and you got yourself a masterpiece.

@crisp

Mayo is a primary ingredient in ranch dressing which, as you may know, is frequently used in conjunction with pizza.

It’s prolly not that bad.

Less mayo, more bacon

Something tells me marijuana was the cause of this

no one can eat such yukTASTE thing

Aaaaargh, my arteries!

Yakh… Take that pineapple away…

I actually got hungry….

I would cover it with a mayo/ketchup sauce instead of puting mayo in there oh and more cheese xD Would definitely take a bite.

O_O giev
Looks nice other than all that mayo
Just add some blue cheese and maybe cook it in slices to ensure proper cooking and there you have it!

mm-m tasty i start to get hungry:=

THIS PIZZA IS SOOOOOOOOOO EPIC MY EYES ARE BLEEEEEDING BECAUSE I AM NOT A WORTHY BEING TO EAT THIS but i’ll do it anyways

wicked……… dude you should sell that shit. im speechless

that is NOT a pizza, that is a meatcake.
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

that is not a pizza, its a heart attack in a pan…

@WOW
me

that looks so good apart from he srimp and asparagus